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I’m in a bad mood. Halo is in order tonight.

Plus, the whole Michael Sicko Jackson. Did you know that some media outlets have started calling him Jacko? Inappropriate? Maybe. Funny. You betcha.

Then you got the French. Only in Paris would the unions go on strike the same day the IOC was in town to see if Paris was a suitable city for the 2012 Olympics.

Plus Bobby Fisher.

Here’s my solution…put Bobby and Michael in Paris as subway workers, then release the Covenant to destroy the city.