It’s been a hard week, now this! I mean look at them!

This is ridiculous. Does Jen know that now her career is OVER. As in over easy, over there, over and out. Ben kills careers for a living - look at what he did to JLo! She hasn’t made a decent album or movie since dating Ben.
He also almost single handedly ruin Matt Damon’s life as well.
Plus - he’s named after a duck that sells insurance!! Oh my. I’m crushed. I’m absolutely crushed. My how love has smitten, thee, Jennifer Garner. Please wake up and rejoin us!
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4 responses so far ↓
1 Nelson // Apr 21, 2005 at 5:52 pm
I’m glad to hear I’m not the only other married guy in the world who LOVES Ms. Garner!
2 Wayne // Apr 21, 2005 at 8:13 pm
You are WAY too in tune with what is going on in Hollywood…I am more and more concerned about you each day.
3 Buggy-Buggy // Apr 22, 2005 at 8:36 am
Maybe Ben is an ALIAS? Ever thought of that - maybe he works for “the other side” and his job is to ruin careers? hmm-hmm-hmm
4 Roonie // Jun 13, 2005 at 6:19 pm
Jennifer Garner is disgusting. Of all the women out there. She’s trailer park trash, just like Britney Spears, except she’s hiding it better.
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