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Little Rock Didn’t Make Either List

April 26th, 2005 · 3 Comments · 10 views

Here is the list of the happiest places to live AND the most depressing places to live.

Little Rock didn’t make either list, yet two cities in Louisana made it. (Wayne is probably dancing about this.) How does Baton Rouge AND Shreveport make the list of “Happiest Cities To Live”?

I think the whole thing is a hoax because Laredo, TX and El Paso, TX were number 1 and number 2. You wanna know why they got ranked that high? I’ll tell you why, ILLEGAL ALIENS participated in the survey.

Don’t misunderstand me - I’m not sure that Little Rock deserves to be on either list - but there is no way on the planet you are going to convince me that living in El Paso or Laredo, TX is HAPPIER than Little Rock.

Heck - I’d rather live in NWA than El Paso. And that’s saying something.

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Wayne // Apr 26, 2005 at 10:40 pm

    It’s the promised land…Baton Rouge is a no brainer…LSU is there. Shreveport…hmm, maybe because of the casinos.

  • 2 jlo // Apr 27, 2005 at 8:22 am

    If one has never stepped foot outside of the swamp, how are they to know any better?

  • 3 Wayne // Apr 28, 2005 at 6:35 am

    Not sure how to take that from someone who never left the hills of arkanSAW and calls pigs :-)

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