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Certain Financial Guru who keeps the ship fluid: “Grant, where are your receipts?”
G: (With a stack of receipts, folded, matted, stained, stapled, and mangled.) “Here they are.”
CFG: “Are these all of them?”
G: “All that I could find.”
CFG: “Why can’t you keep track of your receipts? Just drop them in a folder and do them once a month.”
G: “Yeah - that’s what I thought to but those folders are hard to keep track of. Besides, it’s Renee’s fault. (My former youth pastor admin guru who left me for the high paying field of children’s ministry.) I haven’t been the same since she left, plus the plants are dieing.”
CFG: “Grant - you are losing money by not turning stuff in.”
G: “Yeah, don’t tell Amy. I’ll start turning them in one at a time. That’ll be better, right?”
CFG: “Just starting giving me your receipts. I’ll keep track of them!”
Well…that went well, don’t you think? It’s a wonder I’m employed at all, isn’t it?
2 responses so far ↓
1 jeremy sawatzky // Oct 26, 2005 at 11:17 am
the absolute WORST day of every month at YFC is the day i have to turn in my receipts. i hate it. i have to scramble around and search for the, and i get mad, and its not good times. plus, i have roughly 50 receipts to find each month, since my mastercard bill is through the roof (what with gomers expenses and all). not good times. we should start a support group or something.
2 CL // Oct 27, 2005 at 11:20 am
Dude, that is me to a “T” I thought I was the only one. I am so happy. I am always losing money for this reason, my wife get’s so upset. Your awesome G!
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