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This is a waste of a show. Here’s why…

1. Jessica Simpson’s ridiculous performance to start the show…I swear she flashed the world her breasts.

2. Favorite Group - Greenday, Black Eye Peas, Destiny’s Child. What the heck is up with those choices?

3. Remember that kid in school who thought he was funny but wasn’t and he didn’t get the hint so he just kept talking and nobody had the heart to tell him he wasn’t funny? He’s grown up now. Meet Craig Ferguson, the host.

3a. A Scottish host that isn’t Sean Connery… Can’t understand half of what he’s saying.

4. More Jessica Simpson. She’s gorgeous. She’s blonde. She’s overexposed.

5. Favorite Male Movie Star - Johnny Depp over Samuel L. Jackson. Somebody please explain this to me.

6. Dressing for the public. I love Sandra Bullock. She is by far my favorite female actress. (ACTRESS - ie, she can act.) However, even she was guilty of the ‘pull up the front of my dress before my chest falls out of it’ performance. Ladies - if your falling out of it - it doesn’t fit. Try something else.

6a. Maternity dresses. Is the maternity look in this year? Reese Witherspoon, Eva Mendes, Kelly Clarkson and Sandra Bullock all sported maternity looking dresses. What’s up with that?

2 FUNNY MOMENTS: (That weren’t funny enough to redeem rest of show.)

1. George Lopez: “It’s a good thing Nick Lachey not here, we have enough seat-fillers!”

He then looks at Jessica Simpson, who isn’t laughing.

“You didn’t think that was funny?”

She shakes her head no.

“That’s okay, this makes up for Dukes of Hazzard.”

2. Brad Garrett to Ray Romano: “Does it even bother you that won favorite male TV actor over Keifer Sutherland? I mean, that’s just wrong. Favorite ACTOR - you know ACTOR over Keifer. Doesn’t that just sit wrong with you? I mean, understand Charlie Sheen, but Keifer Sutherland?”