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Un-Freakin-Believable

January 22nd, 2006 · 4 Comments · 118 views

What the heck was that???

I’m not answering my cell phone for the next 2 days – so don’t even call me. First of all – congrats to the Steelers. They beat the 1, 2, and 3 seeds as a 6 seed. I hope the beat the snot out of the Seahawks.

BUT it was like Twilight Zone watching the game. The former defensive line of the Browns that didn’t play like Browns all season played like the Browns. Shanahan forgot to give Jake the smart pills. I knew something was up when Big Ben’s first pass hit Champ Bailey in the chest, bounced straight up in the air and Hines Ward caught it.

Somebody slap Phil Simms while we are at it.

Phil: “The Broncos just aren’t taking advantage of the opportunities to score, like that fumble from Parker.”

Explain to me how a team is supposed to capitalize on a reversed call? Not that it would have mattered. Jake would have found a creative way to give the ball back. It was like all of the bonehead mistakes of the entire season exploded out of him like a zit.

Number 22, Mr. Foxworth? Yeah…if a team keeps throwing to your side of the field…that’s not a complement.

Man…what a pathetic showing.

[tags] Jake Plummer, Denver Broncos, Pittsburgh Steelers, NFL[/tags]

Tags: sports

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 robert // Jan 23, 2006 at 7:15 am

    sorry grant i feel for you. you should have known that GOD was going to be with “the bus.” it’s his last year. GOD respects that and therefore he dumbfusseled your broncos.

  • 2 Mike // Jan 23, 2006 at 8:47 am

    Dude,
    Sorry for the game, actually I’m not, didn’t really care who won, but I am sorry for your loss and the mental and emotional anguish you must now suffer.

    For help, check out my blog – In the Midst of the Valley. :)

  • 3 -Justin- // Jan 23, 2006 at 4:45 pm

    Are you officially picking the Steelers to win? If so, after seeing your predictions from yesterday, I need to put some money on the Seahawks. :)

    I was actually really shocked with the Bronco game. I think the Seahawks would have a much tougher time aganist them than they will have aganist the Steelers.

  • 4 clay // Jan 23, 2006 at 9:40 pm

    id blame it all on the si cover jinx. you shoulda known this would come after they had jake plummer on the cover.

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