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Services Cancelled

February 18th, 2006 · 8 Comments · 35 views

You can look at our website for the ‘official’ announcement…but here is the real story.

We have pansies for leaders. So does Fellowship and the Bible Church. First Baptist - Chris, I know you read this blog - pansies!!!!!

You know what the weather is like is Saskatchewan (or whereever my dear Jer is abandoned where he can’t even breath)? -58 degrees!!!! NEGATIVE 58.

Rock Creek doesn’t have pansy leaders! But we do.

No church tomorrow. I’m bummed. It just grates all over me to cancel services. Amy is saying something like ‘Go ahead…you and Robert can enjoy that immense worship center with God. We’ll meet you for lunch!’

Robert Terrell - he’s 5 miles from my house. He drove up to be stuck in a Courtyard by Marriott hotel room. Some friend I am, huh? We’ll grab dinner tonight and complain about all the pansies…..

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8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 jeremy // Feb 18, 2006 at 4:26 pm

    saskatchewan?

    thats the lowest form of an insult you can slap on a man.

    manitoba, grant.

    manitoba.

    and by the way, this whole post cracks me up. church is cancelled because of icy roads? are you kidding me? you would never see something like that here. we drive on icy roads every single day for half of the freaking year. ha. good times.

  • 2 rob // Feb 18, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    Today it was 81 in Orlando. Tomorrow it’s going to cool off to 73. I think I might skip church too.

  • 3 H // Feb 18, 2006 at 6:38 pm

    why don’t you get robert to podcast his sermon. that way all of us hipster doofuses can listen to it while the lacy pantie pansies stay in and sleep. well i guess that about covers it.

  • 4 Wayne // Feb 18, 2006 at 7:25 pm

    OK…I went out, picked up Zack, took a TV back to best buy…brought the new one back home…ate at Wendy’s…took Zack back home…I don’t get it…let’s have church!!! All of Little Rock are pansies.

  • 5 Grant // Feb 18, 2006 at 8:04 pm

    sorry, jer…manitoba, saskatchewan…they all look like, you know.

    and don’t even get me started…lived in Denver and Kansas most of my life. I’ve never seen or experienced anything like this in my life. We drove around for about 30 minutes tonight trying to find a place to eat - they were all closed!!!

    fun times…

  • 6 Zack // Feb 18, 2006 at 10:25 pm

    Hey Grant are serious about coming to your house tomorrow?

  • 7 Jim Stallings // Feb 20, 2006 at 2:43 pm

    I gotta protect my house. Pansies don’t run Fellowship.

    Real estate agents do.

  • 8 Len // Feb 20, 2006 at 4:02 pm

    you called church leaders Pansies! ha ha ha :-)

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