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The Greatest Bumper Sticker

April 21st, 2006 · 6 Comments · 31 views

Fat People Are Hard To Kidnap

Saw that one today and just giggled all the way to my car. Then I caught my reflection on the window.

No danger of me being kidnapped anytime soon.

Tags: humor

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 rob // Apr 21, 2006 at 6:24 pm

    do fat kids nap hard?

  • 2 Mike R // Apr 21, 2006 at 8:33 pm

    Join me in my weekly trek up the mountain.

  • 3 clay // Apr 22, 2006 at 12:18 am

    hey grant, remember back in the day when you liked youth, and we made up our own bumper sitckers. those were good times.

  • 4 Grant // Apr 22, 2006 at 11:19 am

    mike - you are on your own…I’m praying for you.

    Clay - I still like most youth…most. Porn is bad, cancer sucks.

  • 5 robert terrell // Apr 22, 2006 at 11:24 am

    grant remember that if the kidnapper has a handtruck with them then this statement is no longer true. handtrucks solve almost any weight problem.

  • 6 Grant // Apr 22, 2006 at 11:30 am

    Great point, Robert. Another consideration is the weight of the kidnapper and the stupidity of the kidnappee.

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