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Derek/Noel Invitational

May 23rd, 2006 · 1 Comment · 28 views

I shot lights out today. I was Tiger-Tiger-Tiger Woods, ya’ll. Here are the rules - in case you want to play at home…

We divided into two teams - me and Aaron against Derek, Noel, and Garret. The first 9 we played best individual score on the hole. The back 9 we did best ball. For every hole we did Bingo, Bango, Bongo. Which is one point for longest drive, one point for first on the green, one point for closest to the pin, and one point for longest putt (no points for short, gimme putts).

Lost yet? It’s fun. What was more fun was how I played. I shot a 46 on my own on the front 9 - good enough to beat the ‘bad guys’ by 5 strokes. On the back - Aaron and I shot 41, tied the back 9 with Noel, Derek, and Garrett BUT won Bingo, Bango, Bongo by one point.

It was hoot - especially when Noel hit the screen on this pipe thing and the ball came bounding back to us. Other incredible shots - Derek about drove a green on a par 4 by cutting the corner through the trees. Then he missed his birdie AND par putt. We were laughing hard.

I bladed one ball and it 90 degrees from where I was standing. Fortunately, Noel has the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Otherwise, he’d be dead.

The Invitational

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  • 1 Derek // May 24, 2006 at 12:32 am

    Ahh, another successfull invitational classic in the bag. Good things I tell ya, good things!

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