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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris’ initials. This is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris’ pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

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I’m running staff meetings at the church now. (One of the joys of being the last pastor standing, I guess.)
I can’t stand meetings, honestly. I love hanging, but not meeting.
“But we need meetings to take care of business and details.”
No. My mom raised3 (at times 5) of us complete with sports, church, [...]

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My father in law sent me this in response to the Chuck Norris post.
The World According to Jack Bauer
If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.
In chess, Jack Bauer can checkmate you in one move.
If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12″.
Jack Bauer removed [...]

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