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Little Rock Airport Is Retarded

August 11th, 2006 · 3 Comments · 21 views

Let me count the ways….

Number of TSA Agents in Ticket Counter Area: 54

Number of security stations opened: 2

Number of times a 70 year old women was asked to come aside for further inspection: About every one that was travelling
(Honestly - what the heck? If a 70 year old women stood up to hijack a plane, my son could beat her up and get her restrained. Quit pulling them off the line to inspect.)

Number of fast food stores: 3

Number of cash registers: 1

Number of people in line: 37

Number of gates that you had to be re-inspected before you could sit down by the gate: 7

Total number of gates at Little Rock Airport: 12

Hours to get from security to gate area: 1.5…in LITTLE ROCK!!!

Number of bathrooms at LRA: 4

Number blocked by TSA security: 2

What a backwards place

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 clay // Aug 11, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    hopefully you know by now that security had to be beefed up ridiculously because we were on code red alert. and personally the 70 year old ladies always looked susupicious to me.

  • 2 clay // Aug 11, 2006 at 4:47 pm

    and besides if they dont pick out the 70 year old ladies, thats profiling…and profiling is wrong.

  • 3 Steve // Aug 16, 2006 at 7:51 am

    Same Weekend - Love Field Dallas:

    Expected time to get through security: 2 hrs

    Actual time to get through security: 15 min

    Passanger: International Student carrying liquid in her purse, two carry-ons (one being a lap-top, two checked bags in excess of 50 lbs each.

    Number of S.W.A.T. members w/M-16’s ready to shoot on sight: ENOUGH!

    I love Love!

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