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Shoot Me In The Head….NOWWWW

August 23rd, 2006 · 13 Comments

I’m sitting in San Fran Bread company working out the last details of my sermon and in walks this “older than me” woman. She is wearing a bright green, slanted stripe outfit and she is ordering.
I can smell her from here.
A very strong, fru-fru perfume smell. It’s like walking through the [...]

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Tags: humor

Not In The Parenting Brochure

August 23rd, 2006 · 5 Comments

I’m learning that while as a parent I can choose WHAT battles I will fight, I don’t necessarily get to choose WHEN or WHERE those battles take place.
Profound?
Glad your impressed, let’s go to the telestrater.

Exhibit 1: hairstyles
Cooper wants a mohawk. Which honestly, I’m okay with. Amy - not so much. [...]

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Tags: family ties · humor

Evaluating Lelie Deal

August 23rd, 2006 · 3 Comments

Here is the full story, not the shoddy one on ESPN.
So Atlanta gets Lelie, Washington gets Duckett, Denver gets draft picks.
Who is the winner?
Washington obviously is better off especially with Portis being hurt. Gibbs will know how to best use Duckett and make no mistake, Duckett can run. He’s young and [...]

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Tags: sports