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My Dad Is Next To God

August 31st, 2006 · 6 Comments · 23 views

Dad called tonight.

“Hey. Whacha doin’ for Thanksgiving?”

“I guess coming to KC, why?”

“I got a couple of tickets to the KC/Denver game on Thanksgiving night…if you want to go.”

Excuse me while I change my pants. I just wet myself.

Heck freakin’ yeah!!!! Which jersey should I wear - Rod Smith or St. John Elway?

Tags: sports

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 H // Aug 31, 2006 at 9:37 pm

    hahahaha…..i thought i’d need adult diapers before you would…hahahaha

  • 2 Mike S // Sep 1, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    Hey! Will your dad consider adopting me? Put in a good word for me, will ya?

    Congrats - enjoy

  • 3 clay // Sep 1, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    totally irrelevant to the post, but i have a question and lost your email address. you can email me the answer at jbemberg@uark.edu. im studying the hebrews in world civ and we get to read leviticus. any advice or things i need to know before i read leviticus?

  • 4 Steve // Sep 1, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    Clay, I’ve got some advise … lot’s of NO-DOSE!

    KC & Denver? That’ll be a snoozer … I’m glad it’ll be after the Turkey.

  • 5 Grant // Sep 1, 2006 at 9:06 pm

    clay - lots of red bull.

  • 6 wayne // Sep 2, 2006 at 1:31 pm

    Leviticus rocks! Oh no, wait, I mean you get to stone people or get stoned though :)

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