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They are announced!!! The award that thanks people for improving the human gene pool.

It’s sick.

It’s morbid.

It’s stinkin’ hilarious.

This year’s winner is not near as dramatic as year’s past,

And the 2006 DARWIN AWARD Winner is…

(3 June 2006, Florida) Two more candidates have thrown themselves
into the running for a Darwin Award. The feet of Jason and Sara,
both 21, were found protruding from a deflated, huge helium
advertising balloon. Jason was a college student, and Sara
attended community college, but apparently their education had
glossed over the importance of oxygen.

When one breathes helium, the lack of oxygen in the bloodstream
causes a rapid loss of consciousness. Some euthanasia experts
advocate the use of helium to painlessly end one’s life.
The pair pulled down the 8′ balloon, and climbed inside. Their
last words consisted of high-pitched, incoherent giggling as they
slowly passed out and passed into the hereafter.

Sheriff’s deputies said the two were not victims of foul play. No
drugs or alcohol were found. The medical examiner reported that
helium inhalation was a significant factor in their deaths. A
family member said “Sara was mischievous, to be honest. She liked
fun and it cost her.”

There you go…sucking helium can kill you.