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Writing a Bio

January 16th, 2007 · 6 Comments · 30 views

I’m supposed to write my bio for the church website. I was supposed to do it a long time ago and just didn’t do it. I understand on one hand why it needs to be done. A parent wants to know exactly who in the world they’re releasing their child to.

On the other hand - most bio’s read like the person can walk on water and cut tin cans in half and stay sharp for only $19.95. (Hurry, act now, supplies are limited.)

So - my adoring blog readers - how would you write my bio?

This is going to be fun…or humiliating…either way.

Tags: family ties · humor

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 wayne // Jan 16, 2007 at 11:36 am

    I like the bio you have on this blog. You are a master of “recycling” so use it…it fits.

  • 2 H // Jan 16, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    make sure they know about your “creek crossing techniques”!

  • 3 ray // Jan 16, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    Just write it! The boss -

  • 4 clay // Jan 16, 2007 at 9:50 pm

    i saw a new toyota tundra commercial where the tundra was crossing a creek. i think you should write toyota to make sure they know tundras cant actually cross creeks.

  • 5 Mom // Jan 16, 2007 at 10:22 pm

    Would it help to have your mom say you are ok?

  • 6 Kitty // Jan 18, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    You are an incredibly loyal friend who absolutely adores his wife and children. You seek God with a passion that most never get near. You have been in the trenches and come out with all limbs attached. And you’re willing to get back in the trenches for kids who need what you have to offer!

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