sides
Current drama around the English household has revolved around our school bus driver.
The old bus driver was a guy that all the kids liked, gave out some “free/extra” pe pass for good behavior.
Last week a new bus driver showed up.
Day 1 - Camber comes home crying saying the new bus driver is mean. Cooper says - she’s not terrible.
Day 2 - still complaining, Camber calling Cruella, Cooper saying she’s a bit strict.
Day 3 - Amy walks out to the bus stop and observes the bus driver assigning seats to EVERY CHILD as they get on the bus, tells them to keep quiet because “I’m the king of this bus.” Camber presses her face against the window of the bus and looks at Amy as if to scream “GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!”
Day 4 - Cooper has changed his opinion.
Day 5 - Amy is standing at the bus stop and ALL the kids are complaining. Bus drives up… another new bus driver.
The entire block cheered and starting jumping up and down.
Ding Dong, the witch is dead.
8 responses so far ↓
1 robert // May 4, 2007 at 10:28 am
was the bus driver a witch or a wizard? because if it is a witch then why would she call herself the “king of the bus”? i think this was why she was so mean. she’s gender confused.
2 wayne // May 4, 2007 at 11:45 am
That’s freaking hilarious.
3 Derek // May 4, 2007 at 2:51 pm
haha
4 Big Tom // May 4, 2007 at 4:04 pm
As we read in 1 & 2 Kings, they get deposed rather quickly.
5 Mom // May 5, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Camber calls them as she sees it! This is good. Cooper will be a diplomat. Camber will rule the world.
6 ray // May 6, 2007 at 7:14 am
as a former school bus driver, (six years), I can attest to the fact that there are both wizards and witches who are drivers. I wonder now in retrospect how the kids saw me. But driving in LA and Torrance, I was too busy driving to notice.
And then again, their were also kids who rode on my bus who were …
pick your poison.
7 kris // May 7, 2007 at 6:41 am
hah!!! this made me chuckle, which - on a monday morning - is saying something!
8 clay // May 7, 2007 at 11:15 am
im waiting for your thoughts on spiderman 3. haha
Leave a Comment