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The Bonds Idiocacy

May 9th, 2007 · 3 Comments

The Human Steroid is 10 dingers away from tying Henry Aaron’s all-time home run record and the intensity and opinions will just get hotter from here.
Curt Schilling popped off his mouth…then apologized.
Henry Aaron will NOT be at the ballpark Bonds breaks the record.
Bud Selig might.
We’re getting polls everyday telling us who thinks he [...]

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It’s About To Get LOUD…

May 9th, 2007 · 2 Comments

And that’s okay.
The Smith Family Colorado Adventure officially starts sometime tonight. They’ll roll in this evening…close on their house on Friday…take possession and unload their stuff on Monday. In the meantime - we are all living together in this house.
I thought about inviting a film crew to film the chaos that will be [...]

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Response from my Boss

May 9th, 2007 · 4 Comments

“Dear Jesus …
Please help Grant to have patience with those who are less technologically in the know then he. Remind him, that unfortunately, it is a PC world (by over 95%), and that he needs to love those who persecute him (Microsoft, et al).
After all – you died for Bill Gates too. [...]

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