Response from my Boss


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“Dear Jesus …

Please help Grant to have patience with those who are less technologically in the know then he. Remind him, that unfortunately, it is a PC world (by over 95%), and that he needs to love those who persecute him (Microsoft, et al).

After all – you died for Bill Gates too. May he love his computer – the only one right now that the church will give him – because computers respond well to those who let them do, whatever the heck they want. May he rant less, compute more.

Amen.”

I’m guessing you can figure out the subject of my email that provoked this.




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  1. Paul on May 9, 2007 8:39 am

    Sounds like you need to give your heart to Mac and evangelize the rest of your church.

  2. wayne on May 10, 2007 9:10 am

    Go re-furbished — call it a lesson in redemption — it is all about redemption.

    http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore.woa/wa/RSLID?nnmm=browse&mco=3929D548&node=home/specialdeals/mac

  3. Rowland on May 11, 2007 4:16 am

    I always figured that the “fruit” of good ministry was an Apple….(if you know what I mean)

  4. Coach Lane on May 15, 2007 6:58 pm

    The “Hi I’m a Mac, and I’m a PC” commericals don’t even scratch the surface of how much better your life is on a Mac. I’ve been a Mac guy living in a PC world for over twenty years and I get along very well, thank you. Virus protection? Don’t need it! File compatibility? Macs can open almost everything. For every program that exists for PC there is usually a Mac program that is equal or far superior. Windoze Microsoft Office is LAME compared to the Mac version. I could go on and on, but check the facts:
    www.apple.com/getamac/movetomac/

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