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Milk Cartons

September 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments · 28 views

The Denver Bronco defensive linemen and linebackers should all get their own milk carton…

as in…

Missing…if you see them, contact Mike Shanahan immediately.

Make a special edition for the special teams as well.

The only thing worse than the game on Sunday were the announcers. I thought Rich Gannon was bad.

Randy Cross was worse. “I don’t understand why Mike Shanahan is going for it on 4th down on his own 8…with 4 minutes left in the game…and no timeouts.” Gee Randy, I don’t either. Could it be because he has no way of stopping either the clock or Jacksonville if he punts the ball away?

And get this - Shanahan called exactly the perfect play, Cutler delivered the perfect pass between the numbers. All that was needed was a catch…alas, Daniel Graham had been hanging out with the special teams and dropped it.

Next week - the beatings continue as the Donkeys travel to the Colts. That is going to be one ugly game.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Mike R. // Sep 24, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    So do I get another guest post? Hmmm… what should I write about this time?

  • 2 daveb // Sep 24, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    I’m calling the Denver Defense “The Seive” since everything just runs right through them.

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