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Ahhhhhhh……..there is nothing quite as pleasing as the feel of a Mac on your fingertips.

Okay…that didn’t come out exactly like I wanted it to. In fact, I can name a couple of things that are more pleasing than my Mac.

We had some friends that would bring over this chocolate cake covered with fudge and caramel and they would call it “Better Than Sex” cake - which after tasting it, Amy stood up and shouted as loud as she could - “NOT HARDLY!!”

Okay…she really didn’t do that but she ask me after they went home if I was concerned about their marriage because while the cake was good…it wasn’t that good. If you know what I mean…

And neither is a Mac. I mean, c’mon.

Which reminds of one funniest moments in a Life Group history. My high school guys were talking about sex and one of them said to me…”Grant, I really wish you wouldn’t teach about this because it’s disturbing to think of you know….older people….you know….like that. Especially my youth pastor.”

“Dude, who do you think God made sex for? Us older, married folks or you?”

The room froze for a second. I just couldn’t stop myself…

“The next time you think about sex - which should be in about 5 seconds - think about this: You’ve got to worry about when, where, who, cleaning up, disappointment, pregnancy, disease, guilt, and one day telling the girl you married you didn’t love her enough to wait on her and all the emotional baggage that carries with it.”

“When I get home tonight…all I got to worry about is not falling off the bed.”

You can imagine the roar.

And I suspect those guys thought about that answer every time they thought about sex.

I think I’ll go back to finishing my sermon…