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Master Chief’s Guide To Gun Safety

January 30th, 2009 · 8 Comments · 284 views

The real guide to gun safety has these 4 simple rules for when you come across a gun:

Stop
Don’t touch it
Leave the room
Tell an adult

Master Chief says:

Pick Up
Reload
Turn around
Return Fire

Tags: blogs & xbox · humor

8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Kristen Franklin // Jan 30, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    This makes me laugh! When I taught 1st grade in Mulvane we used to have a video (VHS, have you… um, just a little dated) about drugs… it had a “rap” song that is similar to your gun safety (I think even the same character)… “Stop, Don’t touch, Leave the area, Tell an adult!” Now I’m singing away!

  • 2 JD Reynolds (via Facebook) // Jan 30, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    aw. are you a halo fan?

  • 3 (via Facebook) // Jan 31, 2009 at 12:18 am

    is this a rhetorical question?

  • 4 Grant English (via Facebook) // Jan 31, 2009 at 12:18 am

    is this a rhetorical question?

  • 5 wayne // Jan 31, 2009 at 6:49 am

    hey, off subject here — what happened to your big talkers counter? did it reset January 1???

  • 6 Grant // Jan 31, 2009 at 8:54 am

    You know what, Wayne…I think you’re right. It’s odd not seeing your name at the top.

  • 7 wayne // Jan 31, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Dang…all those meaningless comments for just 12 months of being on top.

  • 8 wayne // Jan 31, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    woo hoo! I’m on top again!

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