This morning I was contemplating what to do with my hair. It’s getting longer…and grayer. I was thinking about rocking another mullet like cut ala Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers. Then I thought about a fauxhawk but not really.
Then I decided to just forget it all and just shave me head (Said in Irish brogue).
But then my sister challenged me to leave my hair alone but rather sport a tattoo or another earring. Now she knows I’m deathly afraid of needles and I don’t like pain. So that pretty much ixnays the whole tattoo thing. Plus it’s permanent and where would I get it? I don’t sport big guns like Rowland or David. On second thought, let’s not answer that question.
But another earring option we’ve actually toyed with. Amy and I started checking out getting my other ear pierced last year. I played with fake earrings for a day or two and came to the painful realization…I have a 1 earring kind of face. Toby – the youth guy that replaced me at Pinecrest – he’s a 2 earring face. I’ve seen a couple of guys who were 1 earring kind of guys try to rock the 2 earring look and it’s not pretty.
So I know my limits…I’m a Mac. I’m a iPhone. And I’m a 1 Earring Face. I can live with my limits.
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do the tattoo. getting them isn’t as bad as you think.
Come on man…join the club!
I did Not check with you about getting a second earring!!! No way!! One is plenty and I am glad that you are a MAC and iphone guy!!
jen said you should get a mullet. and then she suggested that your whole family get mullets. the fam-mullet!
You could pierce an eyebrow or get a nose ring!
You freakin’ crack me up!!
Tattoos are not that bad. I am scared of needles and I concord that fear with allot of forceful love from Kayla. If I can do it, you can.
Shaved your head? Really. So….. I get from this you want to look like Howie Mandell?
This is all very disturbing in so many ways.