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Is it 13 or 8? Is Saban Ever Happy? Will ‘Bama repeat?

January 8th, 2010 · 2 Comments

Roll Tide, this one was a long time coming. I remember the ‘92 championship. I watched ‘Bama roll up on the U in my in-laws house in Plano, Texas. But that’s not important right now. What is important is answering these ever important questions…
Is it 13 National Championships or 8?
Alabama claims [...]

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Random Thoughts On A Morning Off

June 12th, 2009 · 10 Comments

Why do the blueberries go to the bottom of the muffin? It’s kinda of a waste of the top part of the muffin. All that berry goodness sitting at the bottom of the muffin…
Just had a kid complain about having to make 9 pretend milkshakes. What do you do with that? [...]

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Gators Can’t Swim In High Tide

December 6th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Nobody is pickin’ ‘Bama. I love it. Everyone is impressed with the speed and athleticism of the Gator offense. Let ‘em.
Here’s what I know – Florida hasn’t seen a defense like ‘Bama’s. Of course, Alabama hasn’t seen an offense like Florida’s either. And the Georgia Dome will be a fast [...]

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Roll Tide…Beat The Double Hockey Sticks Out of Auburn

November 29th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Score early and often.
Rinse and repeat.

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Tech, Sooners, and the BCS Mess

November 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

The game was terrible. The commentating was terrible. Tech was Terrible with a capital T.
Hearing Boomer Sooner all night long was terrible that was only made worse when the TV cut to Brian Bosworth which was made worse by hearing the Big 12 Apologists as commentators which was made worse by… [...]

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27-20, 10-0, #1

November 11th, 2008 · 9 Comments

Roll Tide.
The LSU game loomed on the calendar all season long. Death Valley is a nightmare place to play – over 94,000 in attendance this past weekend – and we all know how much Saban is loved and welcomed back.
First, neither team played to the best of their ability. Turnovers and penalties made [...]

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35-0, 9-0, #1

November 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Arkansas State was not the real threat. The real threat is believing the press clippings.
Alabama is Number 1 in the polls for the first time since 1980. We’ll see if Alabama can stay focused. With LSU this weekend, Auburn two weeks after that, then more than likely Florida in the [...]

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29-9, 8-0, #2

October 27th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Roll Tide.
No, they didn’t play outstanding in the first half. No, this wasn’t the complete game that we’re looking for.
But their defense shut down Tennessee all game long. The special teams gave away one fumble then played outstanding the rest of the night. And the offense showed up for the second half [...]

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24-20, 7-0, #2

October 20th, 2008 · No Comments

I’m not sure how to feel about this Alabama team. In the first half, they look like the best college football team in the country. Every game this has happened. They dominate. They impose their will on the other team. They shut people down, run up the score.
Then [...]

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Tide Stays At 2

October 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Cooper and I were talking about what would happen this weekend after Texas beat Oklahoma. (We had to talk about something other than his Auburn Kitty Cats getting it handed to them by the Hogs.) We both thought if LSU took care of business, they would leap-frog Alabama in the polls.
Then Florida went [...]

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